pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

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misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

indie-moonlight:

beben-eleben:

Biodegradable cigarette filters with flower seeds. Save the Planet, Kill Yourself.

^ this comment at the end is powerful and accurate

that’s actually super effective because by killing yourself with these cigarettes and their related ailments you’re not only helping the environment by planting trees but also by removing  the largest contributor to carbon emissions - people

and i you drop them in the cemetery, mulch from your dead body

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

indie-moonlight:

beben-eleben:

Biodegradable cigarette filters with flower seeds.
Save the Planet, Kill Yourself.

^ this comment at the end is powerful and accurate

that’s actually super effective because by killing yourself with these cigarettes and their related ailments you’re not only helping the environment by planting trees but also by removing  the largest contributor to carbon emissions - people

and i you drop them in the cemetery, mulch from your dead body

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Just a friendly reminder..

kaimitch:

choassdine:

In 4 weeks..

image

JUST FOR THE GIF

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jolenebrody:

nsfwjynx:

rabbitsnwolves:

tentaclexgodhead:

baby-tooth-on-redbull:

deaddave:

DC Bombshells Pin-Ups by Ant Lucia

OH MY LORD GIMME

hot damn

A lot of the poses and bodies in his art are suspiciously close to existing artwork by Andrew Bawidamann, but with reworked details. Seems a bit fishy to me.

Unless Andrew Bawidamann invented pin-up, I don’t really think so. These are poses seen in pin-up art very frequently. Their styles are very different.

Yeahhhhhh… This actually kind of blew me away. Maybe I’m a snob but how can you know an artist well enough to speak out for him yet have no clue what his style or influences are? Especially such an incredible and old style as pin-up, everyone would do themselves well to look up and enjoy the works of Vargas, Moran and Ballantyne Brand. 

you can get these as statues

jolenebrody:

furbyfridays:

rise

ALWAYS REBLOG! 

jolenebrody:

furbyfridays:

rise

ALWAYS REBLOG! 

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shufflemodenext:

kosmik-kiko:

a-lot-like-matty:

fetusdick:

sexlusion:

classy-depression:

shatter-the-darkness:

mischiefmanagedwithlarry:

beschadigen:
I felt my heart drop looking at this.
This picture is just so damn powerful…

who was taking the picture? why weren’t they trying to help him? what????

this is quite sad actually, you can see the carelessness in his structure. he doesn’t care that he’s about to die, he almost appears to be relaxed. and when it gets to this state of mind, that is the saddest state of mind. 

how can’t you reblog this..

because it’s photoshopped you fucking idiots

People on tumblr are the biggest morons to ever try and sound smart

Lmfao fucking idiots

yeah it might be photoshopped, but it still gives a message

I wouldn’t say it’s sad. I would say he has found peace. He has accepted death as an inevitability, made it his friend and embraced it with quiet dignity.

shufflemodenext:

kosmik-kiko:

a-lot-like-matty:

fetusdick:

sexlusion:

classy-depression:

shatter-the-darkness:

mischiefmanagedwithlarry:

beschadigen:

I felt my heart drop looking at this.

This picture is just so damn powerful…

who was taking the picture? why weren’t they trying to help him? what????

this is quite sad actually, you can see the carelessness in his structure. he doesn’t care that he’s about to die, he almost appears to be relaxed. and when it gets to this state of mind, that is the saddest state of mind. 

how can’t you reblog this..

because it’s photoshopped you fucking idiots

People on tumblr are the biggest morons to ever try and sound smart

Lmfao fucking idiots

yeah it might be photoshopped, but it still gives a message

I wouldn’t say it’s sad. I would say he has found peace. He has accepted death as an inevitability, made it his friend and embraced it with quiet dignity.

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thesassycat:

uglyaustralian:

thesassycat:

Everytime
Every single god damn time I reach for the mouse I accidently grab my tiny violin case

why have you got a tiny violin case

for my tiny violin

thesassycat:

uglyaustralian:

thesassycat:

Everytime

Every single god damn time I reach for the mouse I accidently grab my tiny violin case

why have you got a tiny violin case

for my tiny violin

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disgustinghuman:

actually want this…

(Source: corgiblue, via jolenebrody)

epic-vines:

Best Soccer celebration ever!

Vine by: Chest-bump